Senior year freshman mistakes

Today I walked into a nearly empty class (I thought the criminal law class was lotteried? I'm in luck this year!) and sat down only to realize that my grave error. Projected on the screen was something that looked like .. numbers... planets... and equations. Hello astrophysics class.

As the professor went on about copernicus and ptolemy I squirmed uncomfortably in my seat only registering the sweat marks on his shirt. There was a big splotchy one up top on his back and another by his abdomen, how did that one get there?

At the 30 minute mark I couldn't stand it anymore and bolted out the door before he had a chance to pace over to block the entrance.

Freedom.